…is the reason we didn’t post anything this morning. What? It’s still a national holiday. Yeah, fine, the guy’s a Dead White European imperialist who enslaved natives and thought he had “discovered” some remote outpost of Asia, but neither you nor any party-pooper historians can take away his finest achievement: scoring us a day off from work every October. Plus the man had style, of a sort:
That hat will be back any year now. We’ll be back tomorrow.