Monthly Archives: December 2008

2008 Highlights

2008

2008: a year of sweeping political change, jarring economic upheaval, and amidst it all, the official launch of a plucky little weblog called The Abbeville Manual of Style. Most people won’t be sorry to see this year end, but for us it’ll always hold a touch of nostalgic appeal, so we thought we’d take a moment to look back at, and link back to, our favorite 2008 posts. As we noted recently, we couldn’t have picked a wilder year in which to start writing about art, publishing, and New York City, since all are currently undergoing volatile transformations. Perhaps, in hindsight, the Exploding Motorcycle Incident from this summer—which we’ve listed under “Miscellaneous” below—wasn’t so random after all; perhaps it was just a sign of the times.

Art

Travels in Italy, Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3

Gustave Courbet: The Origin of Style

Culture Wars and Trophy Art

Whitney Museum Hijinx and Those Interstitial Spaces

Books/Publishing

The Great Debate: E-Readers

Literacy Declines; The Semicolon Trembles

Paul Simon, Author

Nobel Savages

Interviews

“Grammar Girl” Mignon Fogarty

Bob Duggan of Art Blog By Bob

Raymond Hammond, Editor of The New York Quarterly

Charles Pfahl, Artist

Miscellaneous

Abbeville vs. Chicago Battles

“Abbeville Gallery” Photography

Exploding Motorcycle!

The Universe

And that was the year that was.

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To Our Readers

Dear Readers,

Your friendly Arbiters of Style are on holiday vacation as of next week, meaning that updates on this site will be shorter and more sporadic until the new year. They will still be ongoing, however, as we’ll continue to post links to items of note on other sites as well as gems from our own archives that you may have missed the first time around. And of course, once 2009 arrives,we’ll come charging back out of the gate with new commentary, new photography (from the Alps, no less), another Very Special Interview Subject, and much more.

In the meantime, we want to thank each and every one of you for your support of this site over the course of 2008. Since the Manual of Style’s official launch in February, word of our daily perorations has spread steadily until we now find ourselves writing for a growing, dedicated, and highly stylish audience every weekday. That is a privilege we truly enjoy, and we appreciate all your help in making it possible. We hope that you have as much fun reading the Manual as we have writing it, and that you’ll continue recommending us to other lovers of books, art, humor, grammar, and good taste.

Ten months ago this site was effectively unknown; last week Blogs.com named us one of the 10 Best Publisher Blogs on the Web. (The list was guest-authored by the editor of Beacon Broadside, who knows a thing or two about great publishing blogs herself.) We aim to build on that success in the new year—and to that end, will soon be asking to hear your suggestions on how we can improve. For now, though, relax, enjoy the season, and if you get tired of hearing your nephews break china or watching Aunt Tamara fish wig hairs out of her brandy, sneak away to your computer and check in on us; we might just have tiptoed to our own and posted something for you.

All the best,

The Arbiters of Style

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Abbevideo: Tea

Today we bring you another installment of Abbevideo, hosted once again by the master of the Windsor knot and the Oxford comma, Blad J. Garamond. In this episode the viewer is invited to high tea with Mr. Garamond as he conducts a tasting and discusses Abbeville’s new Tea Drinker’s Handbook. Also featured, at long last, is a glimpse into Garamond’s fabled romantic past with the numinous Geneviève Sans Serif:

Viewers who have just stumbled on this site and are utterly confused may wish to watch previous episodes here and here, and to apprise themselves of Mr. Garamond’s backstory here. Enjoy, and tune in next time for further juicy revelations…

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Regarding Snark

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Henry Holiday, illustration from “The Hunting of the Snark”

In recent months we’ve received a number of kind compliments on this site, but none that pleases us quite so much as the left-handed compliment we haven’t gotten: “snarky.” “Snarky” is clearly one of our cultural words du jour, and it gets applied to blogs as readily and unthinkingly as “crushing” gets paired with “blow” or “veritable” gets tacked on to “smorgasbord.” (Honestly, are there no approximate smorgasbords? No smorgasbords in full?) So automatic is the label that it’s a wonder we’ve been able to duck it; but then, we’ve tried hard to resist the term “blog” as well.

As much as we dislike it and the tone it’s come to stand for, the word “snarky” is actually quite firmly entrenched in the language, as John McIntyre pointed out recently. Evidently there was a recorded usage in E. Nesbitt’s 1906 classic The Railway Children: “Don’t be snarky, Peter. It wasn’t our fault.” We would add, although this is probably a stretch, that the word may date back even further—to Lewis Carroll’s The Hunting of the Snark: An Agony in Eight Fits (1874), a poem whose joys everyone should experience if they haven’t already, and whose opening lines strike a note of absurdly misplaced confidence that we do try to emulate:

“Just the place for a Snark!” the Bellman cried,
As he landed his crew with care;
Supporting each man on the top of the tide
By a finger entwined in his hair.

“Just the place for a Snark! I have said it twice:
That alone should encourage the crew.
Just the place for a Snark! I have said it thrice:
What I tell you three times is true.”

The connection between Carroll’s “inconceivable creature” and modern-day Gawker may be tenuous at best, but it seems clear in any case that snark, or snarkiness, was once charming and idiomatically British, and not the annoying buzzword of an entire generation.

We’ll admit that we do veer dangerously close to snark at times (cf. yesterday’s post), but we think we largely steer clear in the end. Occasionally we strive for cynical wit, which is a bit like snark, only less relentlessly pop-culture-informed and less willing to kill its own joke. A devastating putdown is wit; a cheap putdown followed by “Ha.” is snark. We also try to blend the cynicism with a cheerful, if possibly tongue-in-cheek, celebration of fine taste and luxury—what a friend nicely described as “pseudo-priggishness.” If Ambrose Bierce and Lady Bracknell could somehow have had a love child, we would want to sound like it. That style may carry its own set of risks, but it isn’t snark. Finally, as we hope this post will demonstrate, we hold an earnest love and appreciation for books and art, which we try to convey at every possible opportunity. That kind of sincerity, if nothing else, proves us innocent of snarkiness. What we tell you three times is true.

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Imaginary Rejection Letters

From this article in the Guardian Books Blog comes news of a soon-to-be-published collection of rejection letters—not the kind spurned lovers used to get, but the even sadder kind that authors receive from editors. As the article points out, rejections are no fun from either end; we’ve had to write plenty of those letters ourselves, and we always hate to be the bearer of bad tidings. At the same time, we sort of wish the power involved could somehow carry over into other areas of our lives. If only we could nip real problems in the bud with the stroke of a pen…

Dear Subway Jackass,

Thank you for submitting your proposal Step Into the Subway Ahead of Me and Stop Moving Immediately for consideration. While we very much appreciate your interest in adding a particularly excruciating moment to my already painful commute, we are returning your submission, as we are not accepting unsolicited cretinism at this time.

By way of friendly critique, we do want to tell you that your submission displayed some initial promise. Your idea for an opening—i.e., stepping promptly into the train instead of standing stock still in front of me on the platform—was by no means unreasonable. Rather, it was your proposal to stop short one millimeter inside the door, despite the ample passenger room available on the interior and the obstacle this action would pose to my own entrance, that made us question the acceptability of your submission and, indeed, your functionality as a member of a species whose evolutionary success derives largely from such social skills as reciprocal courtesy and awareness of other selves.

We hope you will understand that our rejection is in no way meant to disparage you, but is simply the necessary result of our deep and abiding loathing toward you and every member of your solipsistic ilk. Meanwhile, we wish you every success in falling into an open manhole. Best of luck!

Sincerely,

Submissions Editor

Abbeville Press

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All-Time Worst Lines

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Last week we introduced you (and introduced ourselves) to John McIntyre, the veteran Baltimore Sun copy editor who writes the language and grammar blog You Don’t Say. This week we were pleased to be informed by Mr. McIntyre that he had been inspired by our “All-Time Worst Titles” post to create a contest called “The Worst Line You Ever Read.” The ground rules he’s laid out mirror ours in that he is uninterested in skewering ordinary, mediocre authors, or revisiting such cult heroes of literary badness as Edward Bulwer-Lytton or Amanda McKittrick Ros. Instead, he’d like to see authors and works “of some literary standing” taken down a peg. To get things going he’s cited Emerson’s famous line about the “transparent eyeball,” which is pretty funny out of context (although Harold Bloom would no doubt be miffed—he’s argued that it’s one of the central metaphors in American literature), and a truly bad quotation from Shelley that is also a lesson in the perils of the misplaced modifier.

We’ve added a couple suggestions of our own in the Comments section of the YDS post, and we invite you to go do the same. Our chosen piñatas, as you’ll see, were Allen Ginsberg and John Ashbery—the former always an easy target, the latter a fun one because he sends contemporary critics into such reverent swoons. Another obvious gold mine to be tapped is Faulkner, the worst of whose interminable whiskeyfueled highmodernist sentences have made generations of editors gnash their teeth and draw their red pens in fury:

“There was a wistaria vine blooming for the second time that summer on a wooden trellis before one window, into which sparrows came now and then in random gusts, making a dry vivid dusty sound before going away: and opposite Quentin, Miss Coldfield in the eternal black which she had worn for forty-three years now, whether for sister, father, or nothusband none knew, sitting so bolt upright in the straight hard chair that was so tall for her that her legs hung straight and rigid as if she had iron shinbones and ankles, clear of the floor with that air of impotent and static rage like children’s feet, and talking in that grim haggard amazed voice until at last listening would renege and hearing-sense self-confound and the long-dead object of her impotent yet indomitable frustration would appear, as though by outraged recapitulation evoked, quiet inattentive and harmless, out of the biding and dreamy and victorious dust.”

Absalom, Absalom!

That’s about five more adjectives than we ever wanted to read in our lives. Don’t let us take all the good lines, though; head over to You Don’t Say and leave a comment of your own. Thanks again to John McIntyre for letting us know about the contest.

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Marginalia: Holiday Edition

In an ordinary “Marginalia” feature, we would recommend just one high-quality website for your reading pleasure—a stingy allotment that would have to tide you over for days, sometimes weeks. But all that Waldorf-Astoria eggnog must be making us giddy, because today we’ve decided to show our readers four sites worthy of their discriminating tastes. Thank-you notes, expensive reciprocal gifts, etc. can be sent to Attn: Arbiters of Style, Abbeville Press, 137 Varick St., New York NY 10013.

First up on the slate is You Don’t Say, a blog written for the Baltimore Sun by copy editor and self-described “veteran drudge” John E. McIntyre. Mr. McIntyre keeps most of his posts focused on language and grammar, prescriptions for which he doles out with fair-mindedness and humor, but he also reserves the right (as do we) to digress into “arbitrarily chosen subjects.” As a recent post proved, this can mean making videos of himself telling bar jokes. Nicely played, sir. We liked this blog so much when we discovered it yesterday that we couldn’t resist showing Mr. McIntyre our own grammar-related shenanigans, which he has graciously indulged by providing a Michael Buffer-style ring announcement for our latest bout with Chicago. “Scrappy challengers” we may be, but this man is a champ.

Our next site deserves plugging if only because of its name. Big Bad Book Blog is the official blog of Greenleaf Book Group; its updates seem to have slowed of late, but its site design radiates friendly elegance, while its archive of writing, editing, and publicity advice remains well worth poking through. [January update: we hear through the grapevine that new posts on BBBB will soon be resuming. 2009 is looking up!]

Finally we have BiblioBuffet, the brainchild of former book editor Lauren Roberts and the collaborative effort of six professional wordsmiths of various kinds. BiblioBuffet caught our attention by spontaneously saying nice things about us the other day, thereby melting our Scrooge-like hearts. We’re happy to return the compliment, since the site is a well-tended and fast-growing hub of book links, reviews, writers’ resources, and literary diversions. Readers are advised to take advantage of Ms. Roberts’s humble invitation to “sit down and sample our fare,” which consists of “a bounteous feast of tasty biblio-cuisine.” God bless us, everyone.

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Abbeville vs. Chicago: Extracts

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You think Chicago’s politics could use some cleaning up these days? You should see their editing! HI-OHH! That’s right, it’s time for another battle against our formidably orange opponent, The Chicago Manual of Style. Eat your heart out, Janet Reid.

Our bone of contention today is “extracts,” otherwise known as block quotations—that is, quotations lengthy enough to require their own paragraph. Chicago claims (2.25-2.26) that these “should be double-spaced vertically and indented” regardless of whether they’re prose or poetry extracts. Indentation is all fine and well, but we’re honestly not sure where in Strunk’s name they’re getting the double-space rule. We’ve almost never seen it implemented anywhere, at least not in any publication we’re willing to consort with, because the fact is it looks pretty sloppy. The only way to get away with it is to make the font size of the extract considerably smaller than that of the main text—and even then it looks better with 1.5-line spacing. This looks to us suspiciously like what Chicago uses in their own volume.

And that’s just for prose; with poetry, our rule is never to tinker with the text in any way that might undermine the author’s intent—which means no mucking around with line spacing. In fact, in order to demonstrate the just and proper formatting of poetry extracts, as well as to express our outrage at Chicago’s subversion thereof, we have composed the following topical quatrain in the style of Pope:

Thy crimes against the Editor’s art, Chicago,

Rival the Mischief of thy Governor “Blago”;

In a just world, thou wouldst confess like Men

And trade the Editorial—for the Federal Pen.

And with that, Chicago, we say good DAY.

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From the Abbeville Workshop

It’s Abbeville Holiday Gift Book Recommendation Day! Recently we’ve been trying to keep this space clear of blatant advertisements (stealthy links are always to be preferred), but during the holidays it just can’t be helped. One of the nice things, at least, about a little company like ours is that the same people trying to sell you products also had a strong hand in creating those products. Here are a few recent releases that we’re proud to have helped edit and design—and that we think might make excellent gifts for the stylish people in your life. (Click the links below the cover images for full bookpage details.)

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Egyptian Wall Painting                         Daughters of India

museumoftheirown   tea

A Museum of Their Own                       The Tea Drinker’s Handbook

That’s three beautiful art books, two of which explore and celebrate the (still) underappreciated work of female artists, plus one funky-shaped, steamy tome for tea lovers. And speaking of winter drinks, we thought we’d throw in a bonus today: a couple of classy drink recipes guaranteed to induce merriment, courtesy of Abbeville’s American Bar:

  • Whiskey Hot Toddy
  • 3/4 oz lemon juice
  • 1/4 oz sugar syrup
  • 1 1/2 oz Bourbon
  • lemon
  • clove
  • Heat in a heat-resistant glass, fill with hot water, add lemon slice spiked with clove.
  • Waldorf-Astoria Eggnog
  • 2 egg yolks
  • 1/4 oz sugar syrup
  • 3/4 oz tawny port
  • 1 1/2 oz Bourbon
  • 3 1/2 oz milk
  • 1/4 oz cream
  • nutmeg
  • Shake well over ice cubes in a shaker, strain into a large highball glass over ice cubes, sprinkle with nutmeg.

In the immortal words of the drunk Santa in Miracle on 34th Street: “It’s cold outside! A man’s gotta do somethin’ to keep warm!” And now if you’ll excuse us, we’re about to have our own jolly holiday lunch here at the office…cheers.

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Art, Publishing, and Crisis

We picked an interesting year in which to start writing about publishing and art, since as even a casual observer knows by now, the clouds are darkening above both industries. From the daily death march of publishing headlines on Gawker and GalleyCat—layoffs! breakups! breakdowns!—to the recent New York article asking “Who Will Bail Out the Publishers?”, signs of crisis are everywhere, prompting tough, even existential questions about the future of books. Meanwhile, this month’s issue of Prospect magazine warns that the bottom is about to fall out of the contemporary art market in what they call a repeat of the 17th-century Holland tulip craze. Needless to say, both of these crises have potentially severe implications for another of this site’s main subjects: New York City, which is already reeling from its recent financial meltdown (the wellspring of all this trouble, naturally) and which now finds its cherished primacy as an art and literary mecca under threat. And how is the Universe doing these days?

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On the whole, not too bad, actually.

It’s time to take a step back—way back. (Abbeville occupies a small and specialized niche, so we don’t have the industry-wide perspective that GalleyCat and Gawker provide; and of course our relationship to the art industry is only tangential. As always on this site, we speak purely as book lovers, art lovers, and would-be opinionators.) The times are indeed grim, and our sympathy for those who are losing their jobs or struggling to sell their creative work—particularly during the holiday season—is heartfelt. Everybody is feeling the pinch and it’s no fun at all. At the same time, we resist hysterical prophecies of doom as instinctively as we do the kind of reckless optimism that inflates bubbles, causes industries to overexpand, and creates these messes in the first place. The cure for both syndromes, sententious as it may sound, is a renewed focus on things of permanent value.

In the case of the contemporary art market, the danger of a crash—which is very real—should have been obvious to anyone paying attention for the past several years. Reputations and prices were absurdly overinflated; financial shell games were played; quality was often disregarded altogether. It’s hard not to shrug and repeat the old saying about a fool and his money, but of course the problem isn’t just cunning auction houses or gullible collectors. Too many artists for too many years have been playing variations on Piero Manzoni’s Merda d’artista, or, if you like, on the pranks of the Dadaists (though these at least were original)—trafficking in grade-school ironies and an utter contempt for their audience…

Meanwhile, of course, there’s Art.

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It can’t be mass-produced, it isn’t fashionable, it’s hard to make a killing on because it’s mostly owned by big institutions already, but it does have a way of reducing contemporary, big-business art and all its troubles to a small, far-off noise. And it’s there to study for anyone who would rather try to discover—or create—its equivalent, and profit from it years from now if at all, than make a quick buck on trashy substitutes.

As for our own industry, we would modestly propose that publishers attempt a similar investment in lasting quality instead of chasing down the newest ghostwritten celebrity tome or the latest popular “literary” craze. Some have claimed that it’s necessary to sell loads of chaff in order to be able to carry the wheat at all, but this is an old and fallacious argument (not least because half the time, the chaff doesn’t sell either). In books as on the Internet, “content is king,” and the world will never lack for terrific content languishing in obscurity. Recognizing it is difficult; supporting it is risky; but making a concerted effort to do both offers publishers the best chance for survival in the end. As GalleyCat put it recently:

“Even though independent publishers are themselves not immune to the economic pressures, many are prepared to press on and carve out a unique space for themselves because they don’t want to live in a world where the books they love aren’t available for others to read. They may press on cautiously, and slowly, and they may not gain huge ground most years, but they will persevere, as will their equally passionate counterparts at the larger houses, because they must.”

Bravissimo. Compare to this Oscar Wilde’s lament that ”in the old days books were written by authors and read by the public. Nowadays books are written by the public and read by nobody.” Over a century later, this comic exaggeration threatens to become literal as books compete for attention with innumerable other media outlets. Only a return to books and artworks that their creators and vendors love will ensure an audience that continues to love them, and buy them, as well.

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